lumpy barney 

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney

after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney

lumpy barney by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007

lumpy throat

the act of a man being afraid to talk to a woman. His throat gets dry and he can't speak.

AAWW you lumpy throat S.O.B. Quit being afraid and talk to her.

lumpy throat by prettyboy221 October 23, 2009

lumpy passenger 

An accidental shit in one's pants so large several bumps can be seen through the back of their trousers.

After a night of heavy drinking and binging White Castle cheeseburgers, Douglas awoke with a headache and a lumpy passenger.

lumpy passenger by Furbs November 7, 2020

lumpy tits 

Having a lump in your chesticles.

"Mrs Mitchell, the tests confirmed my diagnosis, you have lumpy tits."

lumpy tits by Louise Fox March 21, 2009

lumpy surprise 

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

lumpy surprise by banjobill January 10, 2009

lumpy elephant dung 

The phrase the Marauders replaced, “Lilly Evans,” with in James Potter’s vocabulary using the spell, “Mutatio Verbi,” in the Harry Potter fanfiction, All The Young Dudes by mskingbean89

Luckily there aren’t many elephants in Scotland so there is a low chance that I will run into any lumpy elephant dung.

lumpy elephant dung by Anything4ourMoony February 22, 2023

lumpy fart 

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.

Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.

lumpy fart by hoho223 February 13, 2010