Skip to main content

e-lifting 

A technique for getting stuff for free online. To e-lift, start by picking out a company that sells products with a wide range of prices. Then, buy one of their cheapest products. When the product arrives, complain to a customer service rep. They will at least offer to replace the product at no additional charge. Most of the time, they will send you a new product AND refund the original purchase. After all, they don't want their seller rating dragged down over one of their cheapest products. Once in a while they will refund the purchase, send you a new product, and let you keep the original supposedly messed up product.

Warnings: Usually works, but doesn't work every time, so don't use it for anything that you wouldn't probably have bought anyway.
A man goes e-lifting some new sunglasses. He finds a company that sells $50 boots and a 3pack of sunglasses for $6.99. Knowing a customer service rep won't jam him up over a set of sunglasses for $2 each when they also sell boots for $50, he orders 2 sets glasses. When they arrive, he complains to a customer service rep that . Not wanting to have their rating lowered over their cheapest product, they offer to send him 2 new sets for free, refund the original order, and let him keep the "defective" products.
e-lifting by schnappoulop October 17, 2012
Related Words

Fridge looting 

When you are so hungry, that you can eat a horse.
Yesterday night I started fridge looting, cause I was starving.
Fridge looting by Reap_enko September 6, 2022
To air a room after a night´s sleep
This morning i did the lufting of Alex´s bedroom
lufting by Moustilou November 15, 2013
When listening to music while under the influence of psychedelic drugs such as LSD. Some psychonauts use this term as a rationale for consuming psychotropic substances. The term comes from lo-fi music and is described to bring the psychedelic voyager closer to reality and more intense auditory hallucinations. Lofing does not only include lo-fi music but ranges from all sorts of music.
"There are all sorts of madmen dropping acid these days? What do they expect to get out from it?"
"They're just lofing... is there something wrong with having a blast and at the same time establishing a real connection with artists?"
lofing by Phoqe April 23, 2019

Up-Liftings 

Words of wisdom that up-lift your spirit.
"Pastor McCoy gave some powerful up-liftings in his sermon on today! My spriits feel all enriched!"
Up-Liftings by Ajay_BigBlue August 14, 2009
Used instead of leaving but is now worthy of dictionary entries
P1: Take that with us
P2: No its better lefting it here
Lefting by Sub to iFunCheetah March 25, 2020