Landau 

Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"

Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"

Landau by くもり May 5, 2022

Land of Cokayne 

An imaginary land of idleness, luxury, ease and plenty.

Where physical comforts and pleasures are always immediately at hand and where the harshness of medieval peasant life does not exist.

Like Atlantis and El Dorado, the land of Cokayne was a fictional utopia, a place where, in a parody of paradise, idleness and gluttony were the principal occupations. In Specimens of Early English Poets (1790), George Ellis printed a 13th century French poem called "The Land of Cokaigne" where

the houses were made of barley sugar and cakes, the streets were paved with pastry, and the shops supplied goods for nothing.

According to Herman Pleij,Dreaming of Cokaigne: Medieval Fantasies of the Perfect Life (2001):

roasted pigs wander about with knives in their backs to make carving easy, where grilled geese fly directly into one's mouth, where cooked fish jump out of the water and land at one's feet. The weather is always mild, the wine flows freely, sex is readily available, and all people enjoy eternal youth.

Cokaigne was a "medieval peasant’s dream, offering relief from backbreaking labor and the daily struggle for meager food."

The Brothers Grimm collected and retold the fairy tale in Das Märchen vom Schlaraffenland (The Tale About the Land of Cokayne).

In the 1820s, the name Cokaigne came to be applied jocularly to London, as the land of Cockneys, and thus "Cokaigne", though the two are not linguistically connected otherwise. The composer Edward Elgar used the title "Cokaigne" for his concert overture and suite evoking the people of London, Cokaigne (In London Town) (1901)

Land of Cokayne by Heike Makatsch October 21, 2009

tracts of land 

A euphemism for breasts. Traditionally preceded by "she's got huge."

"Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,

she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land."

Bro 1: "Yo, I'm telling you dawg, that chick was fine."

Bro 2: "WTF! That buffoocka was a 4/10, at best!"

Bro 1: "Naw man, she got HUGE tracts of land."

tracts of land by Mr. Orangutan November 3, 2013

maple syrup land 

An alternate name for Canada.

"I went to Maple Syrup Land to visit some relatives. What aboot you?"

maple syrup land by Breadslice dawg April 6, 2017

Jungwon I-LAND

The softest baby ever, the most precious thing on earth, a perfect human being, very talented, softie ;-; from the show "I-LAND"

Jungwon I-LAND is cute ;-;

Jungwon I-LAND by straytxt_ August 27, 2020

Land a Marlin

If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!

When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.

Land a Marlin by B. H. McNultey December 31, 2007

never never land 

when you park your car so far away that you forget where you parked when your done with your business.

guy: dude, i forgot where i parked.

guy 2: i remember, wasnt it all the way out in never never land?

never never land by kpizzle26 April 27, 2009