Script-Kiddie 

An inexperienced and unskilled "hacker" (see hacker) using pre-fabricated scripts in order to break into computer networks, hence he carries just enough knowledge to be considered dangerous, should he be successful, but often is a failure.

That guy thinks he's leet? the guy couldn't program a batch file. he's a script-kiddie!!

Script-Kiddie by THE PAGAN WOLF April 27, 2003

kiddie puddle 

To masturbate with a group of two and more people (both male and/or female) and ejaculate into a one puddle of everyone's cum.

Person: Want to make a kiddie puddle?
Group of people: Hell yeah!

kiddie puddle by NoNoNoNoNoooo December 28, 2008

script kiddie 

Someone who wants to be a hacker (or thinks they are) but lacks any serious technical expertise.

Nah, he's not a hacker. Just a lonely script kiddie.

script kiddie by Chelonaut February 7, 2003

kiddie kicker 

Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.

"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"

"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"

"Not yet, mom."

kiddie kicker by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Kiddie Dope

Prescription drugs.

Named so because of their use by kids when found in their parent's medicine cabinet.

Kiddie Dope consists mostly of the following prescription drugs however the term "kiddie dope" is an umbrella term for perscription drugs. These are just the most abused.

Opiates (Vicodin, Norco, Percocet), Benzodiazepines (Xanax, Valium, Clonazepam, Lorazepam), Stimulants (Adderall, Ritalin, Nicotine)

Kiddie Dope by CompliantMalice May 14, 2011

Kiddie Fiddler 

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).

Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler

Kiddie Fiddler by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003

script kiddie 

A True Fool. One to be looked down upon. They tend to use leet speak, but dont realize its true significance. They are usually 10-14 year old kids (or so) who think they are "1337 |-|4x0r5", but are really just trying to be cool.

They call themselves hackers (which is not the same as a cracker, a hacker is a programmer, a cracker is a person who breaks into computers), while they are neither hackers or crackers.

They use other peoples programs to do their simple "hacking", and usually end up getting caught.

Hackers are really cool people. Script kiddies are morons.

Hacker: I just wrote my 30th module for the Linux kernel! Linus Torvalds emails me every day, he loves my code!

Cracker: I just broke into the CIA's webpage and replaced all occurances of the president's name with "Mr. Dumbass", It's funny as hell!

Script Kiddie: j0, ph00! I ju57 stolezored me a b0rkified wind0ze 3.1 b0xor. It r0x0rz my s0x0rz. I wundr if it g0tz Linux on it? Whutz Linux anywayz?

script kiddie by niffshack May 13, 2005