Keg Weed 

A substance, located in urban northwest communities, known to get you both high and drunk at the same instance of consumption.

Hey, Kyle, you got any keg weed? I am interested in getting both high and drunk at the same time.

Keg Weed by Kirk Blade October 31, 2006

keg-buyer 

(noun) a keg-buyer is a person who, when asked to leave an overcrowded party, offers to "buy" the keg in exchange for being allowed to stay.

"Keg-buyer" can also be used to describe any person who is attempts to use money to win friends or exhibits other whack behavior.

(KB is an acceptable abbreviation for keg-buyer)

"Dude I told this little maggot kid to leave the party and he offered me $20 if I let him stay! Fucking keg-buyer."

"Wow, you're seriously talking about how much money your Dad makes--stop being such a keg-buyer."

"We call the keg-buyer 'KB' on the sneak so he won't know that we're talking about him."

keg-buyer by Mr. Reginald VelJohnson September 28, 2007

keg crawl 

When a party is spread out over a few different locales by rationing out the amount of kegs at one venue. The party usually starts off at a designated spot and then moves in order from the next closest spot, & so on, all the way to the farthest participating locale. This causes the party goers to move from one venue to the next once the final keg is kicked at one location. Moving the party location decreases the chances of it being busted since the cops won't be able to pin down the exact party spot. This type of collective party is usually an all day event starting anywhere as early as noon and ending anytime around four in the morning.

Geoff: So I hear there's going to be a keg crawl this weekend with four of the houses around Hudson Ave.

Jim: Really? That's sweet. I love a good keg crawl, hopefully things won't get busted then.

keg crawl by Lola J August 17, 2008

Keg of smeg 

Derived from the Latin phrase: "kegma smegma".

A vile, cheddary flavoured pint scraped from a keg of beer that has been left to ferment to the point that it taste like a tramp's thong.

Considered a delicacy in Papau New Guinea.

"Oi, bartender, your house ale tastes like cock rot. Did you dip your dick in that keg?"

Keg of smeg, barrel of brimula, pint of penis, cup of cock, etc.

Keg of smeg by mr eganovic March 6, 2012

Keg Chug 

The act of chugging beer straight from a keg without a tap. Involves removing the kegs valve and inner tube, and then you grab the keg by the two handles while your friend grabs the bottom. You then both lift at the same time and your friend slowly starts to pour it in your mouth.

the First Keg Chug was performed at a kegger at the University of Guelph in 2010.

Keg Chug by tw989 January 17, 2010

Keg walk 

A seemingly easy opponent and game that should have been won by the favorite team, but was a trap game and therefore won by the underdog. A “cake walk” (easy win for the favorite) gone wrong.

Dwight (big steelers fan): “this game against the Bengals is a keg walk!”

Friend: “what is a ‘keg walk?’”

Dwight: it’s a “cake walk.” Steelers will crush them.

— Steelers lose to the lowly Bengals —

Friend: “that will forever be known as a ‘keg walk’”

Keg walk by DaveA1981 December 21, 2020

keg bitch 

A person, usually a guy, at a party who stands near or hovers over the keg the whole night offering or filling up cups of beer. This is done as a way to start conversation and force himself to interact with girls. The guy is usually a loser who wants hook up with a drunk girl and probably doesn't belong at the party.

Girl A: Yo, did you see get your cup filled by CJ?
Girl B: Yeah, he's being such a keg bitch

keg bitch by jsmeck June 10, 2008