Johnson 

Fancy slang for a larger than normal male appendage

My Johnson is the size of Wisconsin

Johnson by Longurbandic21 November 28, 2015

johnson 

a penis akaJohnson

get my Johnson wet

johnson by igotaboner June 6, 2016

Johnson 

THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

I want a johnson now.

I wish i had one.
I want one for christmas.

Johnson by Jamescat5555 May 4, 2018

Johnson 

Johnson nickname for your penis

Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?

Johnson by stinkypickle May 30, 2018

Johnson 

An annoying cock boy. Who loves to have sex and masturbate.
He is irritating and very stupid.

He such a Johnson...ugly and annoying

Johnson by Johny kwok March 27, 2019

Johnson 

Another word for penis

Boi he be havin biiiiiiggggg Johnson!

Johnson by Gmaurer July 10, 2019

johnson 

v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.

johnson by gnostic3 September 10, 2019