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a penis akaJohnson
get my Johnson wet
johnson by igotaboner June 6, 2016
THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
I want a johnson now.

I wish i had one.
I want one for christmas.
Johnson by Jamescat5555 May 4, 2018
Johnson nickname for your penis
Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?
Johnson by stinkypickle May 30, 2018
An annoying cock boy. Who loves to have sex and masturbate.
He is irritating and very stupid.
He such a Johnson...ugly and annoying
Johnson by Johny kwok March 27, 2019
Boi he be havin biiiiiiggggg Johnson!
Johnson by Gmaurer July 10, 2019
v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.
johnson by gnostic3 September 10, 2019