Jerzed 

To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.

Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"

Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"

Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"

Jerzed by therealSHAC November 27, 2009

Book Jerker 

short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.

Mark Warner is a total book jerker.

"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)

Book Jerker by fisherstaples October 19, 2009

jerkidextrous 

When a fly nigga is able to whack off with either hand.

Jehosephat: Dood i gots my left hand in a cast after a freak scooter incident.

Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!

jerkidextrous by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010

Jereding 

Verb. Sounds painful, but isn't. May cause chaffing. Possibility of causing blindness. Should only be done in moderation. Should be outlawed in 49 states, excluding Nevada, because if Jereding happens in Vegas, it SHOULD stay there. It comes with required eye protection.

Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.

Everyone is doing it.

I tried Jereding....it cleared the room.

Jereding should only be done under close supervision.

Jereding by s geezy July 6, 2010

Curtain jerker 

The first wrestler to walk out to the ring in the first match of an event!
Usually a match which is just to boost up the crowd spirits for the main-event!!
Win or lose doesnt really matter because there is no title involved.

All the first matches in all wrestlemanias !!

rey mysterio vs eddie at wrestlemania 21 was a curtain jerker

Curtain jerker by ligawres May 17, 2011

Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker 

How Ryan Porisky really gets his money

"Some of my friends hide in the Philippines but I prefer other places. I'm not known as Ryan out there. I'm the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker."

Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker by ImTheManINeverLose December 15, 2018

Jerkdown 

Jerkdown is a competition whereas two or more guys stand at jerkoffs length from each other. Straight guys are preferred for this competition. They then begin to jerkoff, staring each other in the eyes. Eye contact should not be broken, unless it is to stare at the other man's junk. The first to jerkoff wins, splooging on the other man. The most popular forms of the jerkdown are the two-man jerkdown and the three-man jerkdown.

Jerkdowns involving multiple guys function almost the same as the two-man jerkdown. The first person to jerk off gets choice of target for the splooging, and then steps out of the jerkdown. This continues until there are just two left. Then, the traditional two-man jerkdown rules apply.

John and Jim decided to have a Jerkdown after some trips on extacy. Jim won and splooged all over John's thighs. Jim complimented John's intense eye contact, but admitted it helped him jerkoff faster.

Jerkdown by Jon Jerkdown August 14, 2009