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itch twitchy twat 

When you fuck a long, hard, throbbing cock and your pussy and ass get stretched and the next morning you're twat is really sore
After getting fucked like an animal and having Mike cum all over my perfect ass, I immediately realized I wouldend up with an itch twitchy twat the next morning

itch.com 

Contracting a sexually transmitted disease through unprotected intercourse with someone you met on the Internet. Typically, initial contact occurs through Match.com, Facebook or replying to Nigerian bank scams.

The subject of an itch.com will normally seek to justify symptoms on banal and unrelated causes. See "wishful thinking".
Victim/dumbass: shit dude, I ploughed this slut I met over the Internet a few days ago... And the best part is, she totally let me hit it without a Jon <high fives friend> Hope she doesn't get preggers... #Yolo!

Friend: that's awesome, dude! What was it like?

Victim/dumbass: it was great... Strangest thing is, I've been pissing blood ever since but I figure it's prolly because I drink tomato juice, or something...

Friend: errr, listen bromosexual, I think you got hit with an itch.com. You should probably get your ass to a sex clinic. Don't worry, push come to shove I'll totally do right by your sister when she comes of age.
itch.com by The Registry December 5, 2013

Itch Bitch 

When a small bug, unidentified, bites you and it begins to spread mad itches all over your skin.
Bro, I think I just got bit by an Itch Bitch!
Itch Bitch by lKing May 15, 2014

Itch-Ass 

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry
Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass
Itch-Ass by Lil_$kittle$ August 13, 2020

Itch My Back 

Drunkard's way of saying "Can you scratch my back?"
Hey, can you itch my back.
Itch My Back by Nena April 4, 2004

Itch Juice 

"I hate mosquitoes so much."
"Yea they're a bit of an itch juice."
Itch Juice by dedinside0903 September 14, 2020