Isle of Wight 

Known by many as the Isle of Shite. "People" from this godforsaken island are seen as inbred weirdos by most. They have a cool glass making factory.

a) Welcome to the island
b) my sister is also my aunt and is married to my first cousin, and they have 6 children. If you take all their childrens body parts then you'll get 1 and a half full humans

Isle of Wight by anon. April 26, 2004

isle of wight 

An island off the south cost of England . people are known for being inbred but this is not true , the only part of the island that is like that is wroxall . i live on the island and no one in my family are inbred i can assure you! , people also say that people who live there have accents but i do not have an accent at all just a plain voice . Im not saying the island is the best place ever because its not , it has its faults , but nowhere is perfect , there are far worse places in england .

isle of wight

isle of wight by radom123 June 22, 2012

Isle of Man 

a deserted place in the middle of nowhere, made popular by the 'fast show' ... it's probably like any other island in the middle of no where but at any rate, the fast show is a pioneering sketch comedy show!

brother: "me and my sister have lived there all our lives"
sister: "all our lives"
brother: "yesh"
brother: "yesh"
sister: "its the diviance you see"
sister: "did you tell him about the deviance ?"
brother: "yesh"

come to the isle of man

Isle of Man by gravisan July 24, 2006

Isle of Wight Champagne 

Cider on the Island is commonly referred to as 'I.O.W Champagne' by under-aged drinkers.

Woah! We went out last night and polished off 6 litres of Isle Of Wight Champagne' between the two of us!

Isle of Wight Champagne by Miguelmod November 20, 2006

Isle of sheppey 

A lovely little island in Kent, south east England

You should visit the isle of sheppey

Isle of sheppey by Notmr91 December 21, 2018

isle of man 

The "island" of useless flesh separating the nutsack and bunghole. Hence "isle of man".

I went to sit at the bar, and didn't notice that the stool was missing it's seat. Now I've got a bruise on the isle of man.

isle of man by fsbdan January 2, 2008

isle attack

When a group of four or more teenagers form a line that persistantly walks up and down the centre isle in a passenger train-obstensibly to look for seats, however, they would only consider having an totally empty set of four seats for themselves, any other permutation is rejected, hence the continuous walking up and down. Lads will do it to see what girls are aboard, ditto girls for lads. They will often swear loudly and needlessly, especially if they are looking for confrontation, as they will immediately attack anyone -verbally usually- who objects. The whole scenario is therefore often done to threaten and intimidate other passengers and is an exercise in amusement as much a practical one.

"Lets isle attack this train, there are plenty of nerds on board to worry"

isle attack by Old Shuck June 20, 2006