Shrek Is Love
Shrek Is Love by Mike Hunt onmablles October 4, 2020
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What is Love?
What is Love? by KNICO KNICO KNEECAPS December 11, 2021
Sex-is-love Disorder
When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.
Sex-is-love Disorder by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011
what is love?
fruit? no
bread? no
fruit and bread? probably not
is it a conversation?
jim: hi
pat (or bob): hi
J: hi
P(or B): hi
J: do you like mice?
P(or B): no
J:bye
P(or B): bye
NOT LOVE
is it a fruitful sales deal?
yes(no)
actually
no(maybe)
is it a hearty breakfast?
mmm, my favorite brand.
is it a 4 letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive?
HELL YEAH
bread? no
fruit and bread? probably not
is it a conversation?
jim: hi
pat (or bob): hi
J: hi
P(or B): hi
J: do you like mice?
P(or B): no
J:bye
P(or B): bye
NOT LOVE
is it a fruitful sales deal?
yes(no)
actually
no(maybe)
is it a hearty breakfast?
mmm, my favorite brand.
is it a 4 letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive?
HELL YEAH
what is love? by tntbrine June 16, 2020
Shrek is love
Shrek is love by Say sike right now October 9, 2019
Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life
Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, unfortunately, being uncultured swines. The phrase originated in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around the internet. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual relationship with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.
Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.
Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
Person 1: “Last night I got my anus destroyed by Shrek’s massive penis.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life by Shrek’s Little Slut May 2, 2022
Shrek is love
Shrek is love by Dante ellis March 14, 2020