Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.

Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:

cum inside me by bobrick234 August 10, 2019

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the call is coming from inside the house

when someone says something that is hypocritical, metaphor for self sabotage

friend #1: “some of yall must’ve interpreted this part wrong..”
friend #2: “the call is coming from inside the house girl!”

the call is coming from inside the house by milevenisreal August 2, 2022

Word of the Day on October 8, 2023

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cum inside me

The words that make a female pregnant

Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!

cum inside me by 69bruhman69 November 16, 2018

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Insider Trading

the illegal practice of trading on the stock exchange to one's own advantage through having access to confidential information.

Joe went to jail for insider trading

Insider Trading by sppoooppy February 4, 2017

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