Hormonal Bitch 

Heather MacDonald

Zoe: Heather you're a wee Hormonal Bitch and your dugs a pot licker.

Hormonal Bitch by BarringtonBlueBear January 9, 2019

pink harmonica 

A vagina. If a person performs cunnilingus on a vagina in the way someone would play the harmonica, they are "playing" the pink harmonica.

Dave - Hey, Carl, How do you show your girlfriend that you love her?

Carl - I play her pink harmonica.

pink harmonica by Assgrabber249 May 5, 2018

Hormonica 

A word one can use, while in a loud public area, to describe someone across the room. It has no real meaning but can be affiliated with things like: a bitch, someone who takes their top off and waves it wildly above their head, someone who beats up others in public bathrooms, a woman with large breasts (which she uses as part of her 'arse'nal when proceeding to beat up people in public toilets), and someone who stands beside skinny men.

"I say Joe, that woman over there seems to be acting like a COMPLETE hormonica!"

"I agree George, but I'm slightly confused as to what exactly 'hormonica' means..."

Hormonica by Gemma Sanders April 11, 2008

Hormonal Chernobyl 

When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.

Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.

Hormonal Chernobyl by Lex Sleuthor December 6, 2009

arkansas harmonica 

Motor boating an animal with multiple nipples.

Leroy stumbled onto the porch, flipped over Dixie, and gave her an Arkansas Harmonica after his sister wouldn't let him near her boobs.

arkansas harmonica by Shawnie B June 3, 2016

muddy harmonica 

A type of reversed blumpkin where a guy eats out a girl while she is taking a shit.

Brian asked, "Hey can I get a blumpkin"? Meredith replied, "I guess, but only if I get a muddy harmonica first".

muddy harmonica by Mountain Misti and Kendo January 2, 2009

Hormonal Teenagers

Teenagers that do not like one another but cross boundaries some teens may not be comfortable with. They lack control and often seem to be touching the other in a playful way or believed (however this is a matter of opinion in most cases) to be flirting according to a third party. They often let their hormones get the better of them. They are just two inexperienced, young teenagers looking for attention from the opposite sex.

Those two are such hormonal teenagers, they can't keep their hands off of each other even though they don't like one another.

Hormonal Teenagers by Lima7 June 27, 2009