Any area where many extremely hot females stay, shop, socialize, and/or walk through. This area can usually be found in shopping malls and universities. Men of all ages who find this heaven on earth area can quite possibly achieve a raging erection, become wide-eyed, and/or forget all of his problems. Medical research has proven that, visiting this area on a daily basis will help you get over your ex-girlfriend(s), spark interests in women, forget any current girlfriends, and increase blood flow to your penis. May also be known as hard-on street.
1. David and his buddy, Gerardo, became speechless when they opened the doors and discovered the secret of "Hard-on Alley."
2. I always get a massive erection when I meet my girlfriend in hard-on alley.
3. Johnny looks forward to shopping with his ugly girlfriend in hopes that he will be able to walk through hard-on alley.
4. When Jimmy is sad, he always walks to hard-on alley to raise his spirits.
5. As he walked through hard-on alley, young Timmy discovered a lump in his pants for the first time in his life. A few seconds later, confusing feelings and questions filled his innocent brain.
6. My psychiatrist told me to go to hard-on alley to forget all my troubles. It's a Hakuna Matata place.
7. Pedro casually walked alone down hard-on alley and felt that the Gods in heaven would smile upon him and help him use his mojo toward the hot and often dangerous female creatures that surrounded him.
8. This isn't heaven! It's hard-on alley.
9. Hard-on alley is a great place to find and talk to chicas calientes.
2. I always get a massive erection when I meet my girlfriend in hard-on alley.
3. Johnny looks forward to shopping with his ugly girlfriend in hopes that he will be able to walk through hard-on alley.
4. When Jimmy is sad, he always walks to hard-on alley to raise his spirits.
5. As he walked through hard-on alley, young Timmy discovered a lump in his pants for the first time in his life. A few seconds later, confusing feelings and questions filled his innocent brain.
6. My psychiatrist told me to go to hard-on alley to forget all my troubles. It's a Hakuna Matata place.
7. Pedro casually walked alone down hard-on alley and felt that the Gods in heaven would smile upon him and help him use his mojo toward the hot and often dangerous female creatures that surrounded him.
8. This isn't heaven! It's hard-on alley.
9. Hard-on alley is a great place to find and talk to chicas calientes.
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ETMY: After "Leave It To Beaver", an American TV comedy (1957 - 1963), in which the Cleaver family patriarch was often advised by his wife to "not be too hard on (our son) the Beaver".
ETMY: After "Leave It To Beaver", an American TV comedy (1957 - 1963), in which the Cleaver family patriarch was often advised by his wife to "not be too hard on (our son) the Beaver".
Baby, when I get you in the sack tonight I'm gonna be a little hard on the beaver, if you know what I mean!
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An Ugly fugly chcick!
by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002
Get the Hard on the eyes mug.To have an out-of-proportion vindictiveness toward someone or out-of-proportion desire to crush someone (metaphorically or literally). The person with the out-of-proportion feeling or the person on the receiving end of the feeling is usually male, but not necessarily so. Generally used with the preposition for.
God, Mark has a real hard-on for Eddie after Eddie got promoted over him.
That bitch, Katy, has a hard-on for Esther because she stole Katy's guy.
That bitch, Katy, has a hard-on for Esther because she stole Katy's guy.
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A Bitch or should I say, in proper terms, a Woman who has a Dick and would like to fondle with it like men do.
A Bitch or should I say, in proper terms, a Woman who has a Dick and would like to fondle with it like men do.
Friend: Hey have you seen that one Chick? You know the one that looks like she has a dick? She's cute but sorta weird to think it would be possible she would have one and since then I dont think its true. You think I should ask her out?
You: Yeah man, if you like that shit. Its 2016 anything can be possible, especially when the plastic surgeons came into town. Thats what You call a Hard on Bitch, Aka a REAL Bisexual woman, or in other ways of terms You can think of. You can ask her out but again not unless You like that shit.
Friend: Ohh.......
You: Yeah man, if you like that shit. Its 2016 anything can be possible, especially when the plastic surgeons came into town. Thats what You call a Hard on Bitch, Aka a REAL Bisexual woman, or in other ways of terms You can think of. You can ask her out but again not unless You like that shit.
Friend: Ohh.......
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