Johnny Hamsterdick 

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.

Johnny Hamsterdick by J. Casey January 28, 2009

hampsterhead 

A fat bald guy with a beefy head

I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.

hampsterhead by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006

hamsterdance

To start a thread on a message board which has previously been started by others.

Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.

"HAMSTERDANCE!!! We talked about Sarah Palin's plastic tits yesterday, dumbass. Why don't you pay attention?"

hamsterdance by Carrite March 16, 2009

hampster 

a cunt's way of spelling hamster.

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.

hampster by hardxcunt July 12, 2006

cat in the hampster

A term used when a furry object that can scratch and or bite is placed in a large smelly vacancy surrounded by dirty laundry.

Dude, did you see that movie where the guy puts a cat in the hampster?

cat in the hampster by irish89 January 23, 2008

Hampstead North Carolina 

Hickville, NC.
Where my parents retired.

Nothing to do.
Full of people from Long Island, Ohio, CNY, and local dirtbags.

Don't bother.

There isn't even a Wal-Mart or a movie Theatre in Hampstead North Carolina. And my neighbors on the right are white trash with too much money in a McMansion, and the neighbors on the left live in a dilapidated trailer behind a jungle of a yard.

Hampstead North Carolina by bridgetp80 August 6, 2011

Hampstead

Hampstead is a small town located in Carroll County, Maryland. It has slowly changed from a humble farm town to a nearly ghetto, half-ass city.

Hampstead goes by many names such as Mexistead, Hellstead, Hickstead, etc.

It is part of the small city trinity in Carroll County. Most people living here chill in Hampstead, Manchester, and/or Westminster; and, everyone knows each other.

Manchester is known as Mexichester.

Westminster is known as Westmonster, or the redneck, wanna be version of Baltimore City.

It ain't Hampstead, dude; it's Hellstead.

Hampstead by J-Bird Spice December 16, 2010