Fanny Gristle 

The flaps beside the love hole are more fondly known as Fanny gristle

She had a lot of fanny gristle

Fanny Gristle by Stewart Smith February 10, 2004

gristle whistle 

a male appendage which when blown properly results in melodic groans from the recipient.

Damn! That girl could sure play a mean gristle whistle!

gristle whistle by scenedad August 1, 2008

throbbing gristle 

Noun - 1. the male reproductive organ; penis, dick, cock, shaft, johnson, fuck stick, weiner, willie, pole, wang, etc.

verb - 2. The act of spreading steaming hot clam sauce on a penis before anal insertion.

1. That throbbing gristle is a penis. 2. Whoa, that's my throbbing gristle! 3. He gave me a throbbing gristle and I almost shit the bed.

throbbing gristle by Rex Havoc April 20, 2007

Gristle whistle 

Is a slang term for the human organ most commonly known as the penis or song dong pecker weiner cock dick amongst other various terms

The gristle whistle is a beginners music instrument for the most advanced players look for the skin flute

Gristle whistle by mickdoodlesby August 4, 2020

Folgers Gristles 

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

Folgers Gristles by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013

gristle effect 

The art of gnawing on gristle.

Bitch pay the respects to the Gristle effect

gristle effect by griss February 14, 2006

penis gristle 

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.

Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.

penis gristle by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014