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Grinding the Corn 

Term for a sexual technique. Picture the action of grinding corn with a mortar and pestle, but grinding along the rim instead of grinding in the bowl. A penis is the mortar and a vagina is the pestle, with her pubic bone (and clitoris) the rim. Heard in an episode of HBO's "Six Feet Under", Original Air Date, 15 August 2004 (Season 4, Episode 9).

Also known as Coital Alignment Technique, a variation on the missionary position in which the man shifts upward just a bit, so his pubic bone stimulates her clitoris while his penis is still entering her vagina. This position provides maximum contact with both the clitoris and the G-spot (of vaginal intercourse).
Claire never experienced an orgasm until Jimmy used "grinding the corn."
Grinding the Corn by LeighD March 14, 2008
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Grinding 

When you're working hard either at work or at a job.
Charles is grinding at work today.

Grinding trying to get that paper.
Grinding by tutie411 September 24, 2018

Glitching the Swing 

1. 'Glitching the Swing' represents a paradigm shift in the way a player approaches a game and plays it. The term suggests a sense of apathy at a game's intended game-play style that leads to a pointless, impatient ramblng play that has no sense of direction or purpose and adds nothing towards actual, measurable progress within a game.

2. The point in which a videogame's inherent game-world, features and storyline missions cease to be as exciting/fun and become too repetetive or predictable for the player to feel motivated enough to play a game 'properly' anymore. They procrastinate play within the game-world, looking instead to the game's glitches and inconsistencies as a more enthralling form of entertainment.

The phrase originates from a disappointing experience some players may have had when playing the single player campaign of Grand Theft Auto IV. To some, the game's missions gradually revealed themselves to be quite repetetive, and the much-vaunted ability to go out with friends eventually became a chore as the incessant pestering of the player by phone hampered enjoyment. Discounting online play, the player is then left with no alternative but to find other sources of enjoyment within the game away from the pre-set activities, a prime example being trying to exploit a glitch in a swingset in Broker/Dukes that if done correctly, will launch the player or the vehicle into the air. This is a difficult thing to master, so if a player finds themselves tired or deflated by the game's incumbent game-play dynamics and is more interested or thrilled at spending time trying to master the glitching of the swing than progressing through missions, the game/player has 'glitched the swing'

This is somewhat comparible but not analogous to the exisiting terms 'Jump the Shark' and the newer 'Nuke the Fridge', as a videogame can, in its own way still do both these things also.

Glitch the Swing is also just as subjective as these terms, however it is more dependent on any one player's attention span, cynisism or ease-of-amusement, and even thier degree of experience playing games of much a similar style, as this could lead to early glitching of the swing.

Not only this, but a player themselves can glitch the swing if they so choose. All they would need to do is overindulge in countless hours of play within a short enough space of time that overfamiliarity with the game-play mechanics prompt them to look for other ways to amuse themselves while playing the game.

A player is particularly glitching the swing if they have not progressed that far within the game's story or missions by the time they reach this watershed moment.
"Yeah GTAIV is a great game and all, but it's all the same after a while. I'm having more fun glitching the swing in Broker"

"Why are still playing? You're not even DOING anything in it anymore. You've glitched the swing"

"This game's such a let down. I got tired after 3 hours. I'm glitching the swing just thinking about it"

Glitching the Swing by J-Lime June 17, 2008

grinning at the lid 

Dead. Grinning at the lid of your coffin, as a result of the taxidermist's effort to make us look 'at peace'.
"What torturous eternity, left grinning at the lid".
grinning at the lid by RaZoR_RaiN December 31, 2009

grinchitude 

Adopting a view of disdain or scorn towards Christmas and the Christmas spirit.
It's time those liberal lefties dropped the grinchitude and got into the Christmas spirit.
grinchitude by Patrick E. Parker December 10, 2008

skinning and grinning 

Smiling all in a person's face, trying to gain their favor. Usually a person that is skinning and grinning is being fake or phony, flattering, or flirting. Trying to impress or befriend a person. Often they don't really like or respect the person and since they aren't being sincere, they are just skinning and grinning.
person 1: My boss always gives me so much more work to do than everybody else.
person 2: Really? Why do you think that is?
person 1: I don't know, probably because I'm not always skinning and grinning in his face like the other people there.

Glitching Noob 

Someone who can eat a shit tonne of bullet on Black Ops and then turn around unscathed and shank you with their knife or one shot you because they have cheats in. Like a Little Chode!
Carmooo is a right Glitching Noob
Glitching Noob by Carmooo the Noob January 14, 2011