Gorilla Gourd

Fat yellow eyed, square headed Gorillas. Used by hitler in world war two, too capture the jewish relatives of his own distorted cousins. Skulls used to drink in the river of naples.

"dude! i found a Gorilla Gourd" "we can go shoot him and drink from his skull!"

Gorilla Gourd by Taylor Colpitts April 10, 2008

dirty gourd 

a pg way to call someone a dirty whore.

Melissa: "You wanna play darts?"
Liz: "Not with you, you dirty gourd!"
Melissa: "Did you just call me a dirty whore?!?"
Liz: "No. I said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin."

dirty gourd by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010

Bumpy Gourd 

An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.

Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?

Bumpy Gourd by Hid BETCH April 20, 2018

Egg Gourd 

A southern term for a smooth round rock found in river beds, sometimes drilled out and used to make a makeshift explosive device

Boy howdy Roy, you see that egg gourd over yonder?

Egg Gourd by DerpyPrengin June 24, 2020

Decorative gourd 

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.

.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.

Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd

Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd

Decorative gourd by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023

Kim gourd 

Chesney hawkes with tits

I am the one and only!!! Shh Kim gourd

your sounding like Chesney

Kim gourd by Horracewallace February 3, 2023

Poging out my gourd

Poging out my gourd (POMG), expression of excitement often followed by belittlement form peers for using said expression

Cara: “I’m Poging out my gourd rn”
Literally everyone: “stop it! It’s not catching on”

Poging out my gourd by Blotty1 February 7, 2026