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googlebong 

The sound one makes when using google and finding exactly what you were searching for in the very first link shown. This noise has no precise sound and can be made extremely personal. It can also be followed by, but not limited to: sweet, owned, awesome, woot, holla, cha-ching, oh yeah, groovy.
After enter in the search, "My New Haircut" in google, Billy Bob yelled out a loud googlebong followed by an even louder "PROTEIN!!" and was immediately escorted out of the library.
googlebong by scrak a bees January 17, 2008
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A way for Google to fuck YouTube over and just constantly make it worst and impossible to comment on.
Guy1: hey what ever happened to that Dutchcommie guy who was looking at and commenting on that video every day?

Guy2: Google+ fucked with the comments section, so he could no-longer reply to his comment and continue the chain.

Guy1: oh that sucks!

Guy2: yeah! and he was on Day365 when they changed it!

Guy1: Fuck a Duck!!
Google+ by Edgarthe25th November 19, 2013

Google Faps 

Analysing Google new projects such as Google+ social network, Google Faps will probably be the next big porn portal.
Dude, I saw an amazing new gangbang over Rebecca Linares on Google Faps! I'll send it to you as soon as I clean my hands!
Google Faps by Yuyu2809 August 3, 2011

Googlebated 

When you get suckered into googling random shit to prove a point.
My father in law Googlebated me by stating Native Americans couldn't grow beards.
Googlebated by Diabos January 30, 2016

googlectual 

A person who in arguments calls upon obscure information they found on google.com to appear more knowledgable than they are. Rampant on Usenet and most discussion boards.
Noted googlectual Tom Shelly often pasted massive articles he'd never actually read.
googlectual by Malvale February 26, 2004

googlebanger 

n. egregious internet clutterer
rachel is a googlebanger.
googlebanger by ruthiegirl January 1, 2008

Thank Google 

An exclamation, similar to "Thank God", that one would use to express relief and gratitude after a long but successful search engine info hunt, started with very little to go on and ending with the knowledge sought.
I was looking for the name of the song in that commercial, because i'm totally addicted to it, and Thank Google I found it.
Thank Google by jeffff June 5, 2007