somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me 

The first line of All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh Shrek.

“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.” Said the MLG fan.

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me by b e e b o November 24, 2017

I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

When your tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long

Billie's stomach hurt a bit too much for a bit too long, she had I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease by lxstyourappeal May 12, 2021

I'm Gonna Brown 

a phrase used to convey the message that you are, in fact, going to attempt to shit

i'm gonna brown

what?

i'm shittsing?

*insert loud earape early two-thousands rage comic scream here*

I'm Gonna Brown by se5drtfyguhijo January 10, 2022

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. 

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. by zacon November 29, 2003

Gonna Blow

When you eat too much that you can’t contain what’s inside your belly.

When your stomach explodes.

Boyfriend: “Wow, you ate so much. Look at the size of your stomach!”

Girlfriend: “Ooooh-*BURP* Babe, take me to the doctor, I think I’m gonna blow!”
Kaboom!

Gonna Blow by BigBodyTyrone August 25, 2021

I'm gonna zayn 

To leave or escape a situation unexpectedly, like Zayn Malik left One Direction.

If Brad doesn't get here by 11, I swear I'm gonna zayn.

I'm gonna zayn by bobduncan October 1, 2016

you're gonna hate me, but 

Something you never want anyone to say. Whenever you hear this, you should run because, you know it's going to be something bad. When someone says this, they often did something they know will make you upset. They confess using this simple yet awful phrase.

You're gonna hate me, but I used all of the shampoo.
You're gonna hate me, but I took all of your toilet paper.
You're gonna hate me, but, I ate your leftover Subway.
You're gonna hate me, but I lost your dog.

you're gonna hate me, but by Budgii October 15, 2018