Gastric Fornication
Gastric Fornication by Das Professional De Gas March 10, 2010
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Self Fornication
Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)
Self Fornication by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 20, 2011
cohabitation without fornication
a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.
George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."
Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."
Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."
Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
cohabitation without fornication by keVIInXI July 8, 2011
Profilactic Fornication
Profilactic Fornication by CONGLONERATION! January 18, 2011
Midnight Fornication
Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
Midnight Fornication by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008
twitter fornication
Twitter Fornication is when a Tweep stars your Tweet so you star fuck them right back, the starring evolves into a star-fucking that leads to Twitter orgasm.
twitter fornication by Tomaso420 January 11, 2014