forgeticus 

a spell used to make the person at which it is directed forget the thing they experienced, often used after fucked up sex

Harry: I learned that little move from Ron
Hermione: What!?
Harry: Forgeticus!

forgeticus by deadheadrik August 17, 2009

Cupcakes of Forgiveness 

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.

Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.

Cupcakes of Forgiveness by brodbro March 15, 2010

Forget-Me-Now 

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam

To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now

Forget-Me-Now by Johnny October 16, 2005

I forgor 💀 

When you forgor something but you don't remombor it.

ItsNotSeaBass: Hey Walmart I have a question.
Walmart: Hi there! How can we be of assistance?
ItsNotSeabass: I forgor 💀

I forgor 💀 by onlyfiend July 10, 2021

i forgor 

i forgor the definition 💀

i forgor how to use it in a sentence 💀

i forgor by Appii July 12, 2021

Lord forgive me for what im about to do 

Implys that the poster is about to masturbate to the post above.

Masturbation is a sin so they're asking for the lords forgiveness.

guy 1: posts photoshopped picture of thanos with a big ass
guy 2: lord forgive me for what im about to do

Lord forgive me for what im about to do by blueoystercultfan24 November 30, 2019

Forgetting the Alamo 

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).

Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!

Forgetting the Alamo by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 31, 2019