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FingerBlast 

To slam your fingers with guided precision into the depths of a man, woman, or animal's pussy or puckering anal cavity with the ferocity of a thousand foot pounds.
Dude, last night I was cow tipping and got a sudden urge to fingerblast the head bull...surprisingly when he awoke he was rather pleased with my skill.
FingerBlast by Kszerian May 20, 2003

Fingerblast 

when a man/woman violently and quickly fingers a vagina
That girl was so drunk i fingerblasted her right on the dance floor
Fingerblast by sjc75 October 29, 2011

Fingerless Gloves 

Fingerless Gloves are gloves that have no fingers. when u wear them, ur palm is covered, but ur fingers are bare and do nothing to keep your hands warm.

are pretty useless.

also called pokemon gloves and hobo gloves
I love my new fingerless gloves! they do nothing to keep my hands warm, but i feel like a pokemon trainer!

fingerless shocker 

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.
"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"
fingerless shocker by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

fingerblast 

To punch a vagina or asshole with one's fingers. Often in a rapid fashion, seldom precise.
"So I fingerblasted this chick last night...I'm pretty good at that."
"WTF Paul..."
fingerblast by FBlaster April 26, 2009

Fungerale 

2 rye + gingerale when a lowkey drink is needed on shift
"Yo Kurt get me a fungerale stat!, this table is fucking killing me" - Hogan
Fungerale by Mightydominator January 5, 2018