A state of purgatory in which the whole school is either cramming or having a panic attack. Particularly bad for students who are done with finals but are still waiting to go home. Antonyms include Syllabus Week.
Me:"Hey brah, wanna get shitfaced and bang some biddies?"
Friends: "Can't man it's Finals Week, I have to learn 16 weeks of economic theory, write two anthropology essays, and read the whole psych textbook for Thursday.
That feeling after finishing final exams/coursework, where even though you have finished your work for the semester and should be celebrating, you just feel like crap.
Symptoms may include:
- Feeling like you still have work to do
- Inability to understand/speak the English (or your native) language (aka: not being able to brain because you have the dumb)
- Body aches
- Fatigue
- Slight to moderate Post Finals Depression
A face havingcharacteristics of baggy/tired eyes, acne break outs, oily skin, etc. due to staying up late studying for finals. Basically, you look like shit after studying for finals the night before.
dude1: Hey man, are you feeling OK? You look a little tired.
man2: Yeah, I'm OK. I just pulled an all nighter for my final today.
dude1: It looks like it. You got a case of Finals Face my friend.
The extra girth that is accumulated from eating fast fatty food to enable you to study longer in finals season. This often take place much later at night than you would normally eat.
A: "Then I have to psychology for study."
B: "What?"
A: "I meant to say, I have to study for psychology. I just can't speak correctly."
B: "You just have finals brain."