Failed abortion 

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

A prime example of a failed abortion would be Keith Q

Failed abortion by FG5000 May 15, 2021

Failed Biden Pullout 

A retreat that is such an epic fail that the whole world is in awe of your ineptness and stupidity.

In 2021 Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, leaving thousand of America citizen stranded, Billion of dollars of Military hardware and assets in the waiting hands of the Taliban. This will forever be know as a "Failed Biden Pullout."

When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."

Failed Biden Pullout by Google Sucks My Balls August 22, 2021

Failed good intentions 

Matt S

Acting on the good intentions to fuck it all up, failed good intentions

Failed good intentions by Mdstanl10 November 5, 2022

Failed Abortion 

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.

"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."

Failed Abortion by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019

failed mission 

A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg
that guy is a failed mission.

failed mission by johnthepon August 21, 2008

failed orgasm 

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

failed orgasm by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

failed tampon 

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!

That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...

failed tampon by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015