Isaiah Face

1) The face that one makes when he/she knows he is fierce/the shit. A great example is the kissy/pucker face seen in a lot of female’s photos.

2) A face that one makes when he/she is being overly sarcastic (e.g. saying “Yeah right,” or “Uhhh hummm!”)

Example 1: Look at Melissica; she’s the only one in the picture with the Isaiah Face! You can’t tell her nothing!

Example 2a: Wait a minute, they voted YOU best looking? *Isaiah Face*

Example 2b:

Boyfriend: “Don’t worry about all of those texts and pictures I get, baby --- you’re the only one for me.

Girlfriend: *Isaiah Face*

Isaiah Face by Ivyn Ken More November 13, 2011

Standard Issue Midget Face 

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.

Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.

Standard Issue Midget Face by Adelemoney March 31, 2020

Faceist 

A person who judges or discriminates another because of their facial features.

Fear or suspicion of a person because of their facial characteristics.

Persona A: "I didn't give him the job because he had evil looking eyes."

Person B: "Really, isn't that a bit faceist?

Faceist by Mr Musing January 23, 2011

Faceist 

Someone who judges another individual or group because of their face(s).

I hate you!
Why?
Because you have a mole on your face.
That's faceist!

Faceist by mmmm...rootbeer April 16, 2009

Faceist 

To judge someone’s personality by how they look and dress.

Oh god, that guy with that leather jacket probably escaped from jail, Hey stop being faceist

Faceist by Heeyyygirl December 26, 2017

faceist 

a person who judges another potential mate/f*ck buddy/life partner on how good their face looks, and not on their personality

hey man, I was trying it on with x last night, but I didn't have a chance, she is a total faceist

faceist by The Bollox August 3, 2007

Faceism 

A state of mind in which the Faceist person is convinced that he hates a person for the way their face looks. The goal of Faceism is to elimnate the Undesirables and promote the DESIRABLES. Faceism often includes killing and mindless torture of those who have the UNDESIRABLES. Don't wory plastic surgery will only make your death more painfull. Faceist Groups generaly torture their victims by dunking their heads in boiling water then putting their face on dry-ice.

Leaders who employ Faceism try to eliminate the undesirables.

Faceism by North Mountain King April 16, 2009