Ding Dong Shlong 

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

asshole ding 

Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.

My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.

asshole ding by Rickof Lancaster October 21, 2008

ding ding ding! 

Right! You are correct!

Meant to replicate the sound from a game show when the contestant has answered the question correctly.

So, you screwed her last night, right?

Ding ding ding!

ding ding ding! by bhobson333 July 12, 2006

ding dong song 

A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.

Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.

ding dong song by çmébort November 17, 2013

Ding Dong Head 

It is when someone is an idiot. You can ring their head like ringing a door bell and they are so stupid nothing will answer.

E.g. Yer man don't listen to Steve he is a ding dong head.

Ding Dong Head by A xoxo March 6, 2018

Dhingur 

1. A word that would be close to the literal meaning would be "Dumb fuck".
2. Worst than saying dumbass/dumbfuck.

"You're not suppos'd to do it that way.. DHINGUR"
"HEY, WATCHYA CALL ME! Don't ever call me that again, you ASSWIPE"
(yea, people take that much offense to it.)

Dhingur by Mr.Styles January 24, 2011

Dilinglashlong

A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.

Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.

Dilinglashlong by matBobross June 17, 2018