dicknotize

tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.

You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.

by margot March 20, 2003

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Dickmatized

A state of mind woman get to after being utterly and totally charmed by a highly skilled love maker. Where the craveing for more isnt unlike a drug addict.

Friend 1 "So how did your date go last night?"
answer " I fucking "dickmatized" her ass!"

by ibpsycho2 September 7, 2011

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dicknotize

To put a person (i.e. a crush) under a hypnotic spell brought about by male genitalia.

1. You got no play this weekend? I thought you dicknotized people man!

2. Girl 1: You did what!
Girl 2: Uhh, he dicknotized me I guess.

by Tomtom192 December 28, 2005

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Dickmitized

Definition 1: When the dick is so good, you're not able to sleep, or function without it, and you can't wait have it again...in other words a man's dick game it so good you are literally hypnotized by it.

Definition 2: A state where as a female may become attached to a male counterpart after sexual intercourse, because his pipe game is unbelievably good...ultimately leading to instant arrousal when said man is in their presence.

"Zaddy layed the pipe so good that he got me dickmitized ."

by Redd_bandit619 February 4, 2017