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The Deagle Demarco 

The Deagle Demarco is a dangerous man who solely uses the Magnum Research Desert Eagle as his only weapon. A master in his craft, and gets loads of pussy. An alcoholic who always has drink on him. Very charismatic and is a member of The Big 3 and The Seven.
Guy #1 "yo bro did you hear about that bar fight between The Deagle Demarco and those other guys?"
Guy #2 "yeah bro it was crazy The Deagle Demarco beat all 6 of them then picked up a baddie from the bar and went home and cracked her"
Guy #1 "wow, The Deagle Demarco is so cool"

Nabb Med Deagle 

Fyfaen for en nabb med deagle han der er
Nabb Med Deagle by anonimashallah September 12, 2022

Meme dealer 

A person who distributes memes.
I need to go to the meme dealer, I've been having meme withdrawal.
Meme dealer by 🅱️eter September 5, 2017

poop dealer 

Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.
Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.
poop dealer by Certified Ugly March 2, 2019

Hope Dealers 

HopeDealers are people that go around Slingin’ HOPE in the name of JESUS. Specifically, in recovery groups. They testify, they meet, they greet, they support others in their outreach to communities. Every mode of transportation and every social media is used to get the word out to the broken-hearted in this world. JESUS is the way to full restoration. The Hope Dealers know they are not their past and God has done such a miracle through Jesus in them, they just can’t shut up about it.
A God Miracle was worked in their lives, where their mess, became HIS Message, the restoration in Jesus, placed the desire to be HOPE DEALERS in JESUS, to outreach and tell their testimony to the masses.
Hope Dealers by HopedealerFoeva October 21, 2019

Deadleg shit shuffle 

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.
I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!