daffy-davit 

An affidavit used in a court case or administrative proceeding which takes substantial liberties with the truth, and contains gross exaggerations or over-simplifications, or is missing significant relevant facts needed to render the document genuinely truthful.

"He would never have gotten out of paying child support if not for that trumped-up daffy-davit his boss wrote."

daffy-davit by Ledbatz February 29, 2008

Daffy Duck 

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

Daffy Duck by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

daffy duck 

cockney rhyming slang for fuck

alright darlin' fancy a daffy?!

daffy duck by ben curry September 24, 2003

Daffy Duck 

A slang term for someone who looks dapper-as-fuck

There goes Daffy Duck.

Daffy Duck just walked in.

Why, Hello Mr. Duck!

Daffy Duck by TpogStatus February 8, 2015

daffy duck 

when you put fart goo into a womans vagina, superglue feathers to your penis and fuck her, which will sound like a duck quacking

dude i totaly daffy ducked my girlfriend yesterday" "dude what the fuck

daffy duck by lucastbeast July 7, 2010

Daffy Duck 

A wet queif...

I was standing in line at the local supermarche' and this old lady totally Daffy ducked me!

Daffy Duck by JCS18986 July 19, 2011

Daffy Ducking the Camel 

Titty fucking a pregnant woman who is pregnant with another man's child.

"Dude, I went over to Sheila's the other day...yeah, I was totally Daffy Ducking the Camel...I wonder if she's going to have a boy or a girl."

In old cartoons, Daffy Duck was seen riding atop of the camel's hump. Therefore, when I was titty fucking a pregnant chick the other day, I had to be atop of her bump, much like daffy so long ago.

Daffy Ducking the Camel by Daffy Ducking April 3, 2011