Cucumber 

An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)

Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.

You: No. No. No.

Me: Yes you do.

Cucumber by Banana Joe The Second September 3, 2013

Stuffed Cucumber 

The use of a long, girthy cucumber for sexual stimulation and pleasure of the anus or vagina. Stuffed Cucumbers may be self inserted or with the assistance of a partner. Stuffed Cucumbers may be inserted warmed, chilled or room temperature depending upon preference.

Tina woke to the sounds of her roomate having wild sex. She decided to get herself off to the carnal sounds with a Stuffed Cucumber. after getting off, she washed it and placed it back in the refrigerator.

Stuffed Cucumber by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

quality cucumber 

someone who is very cool,the best,from the old saying'As cool as a cucumber'

That guy's just the best,a quality cucumber

quality cucumber by wywot February 6, 2009

Undercover cucumber 

When you get a boner in middle school and you have to strategically get from one class to another without anyone noticing by using the cover of your Lisa Frank trapper keeper

I undercover cucumbered my way from Miss Cox’s Biology class to Miss Candy’s History class.

Undercover cucumber by HBC123 March 13, 2018

cucumber sundae 

The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles. The temperature of the frozen ice cream will make your penis so cold and frigid that it will be automatically erect and have a greenish tint to it, much like a cucumber. Often mistaken for its close relative, the "Winter Hulk".

"Me girlfriend's comin' over tonight. Methinks I'll be givin' 'er the ol'

cucumber sundae, arrgh!"

Man: Hey babe, you hungry for a cucumber sundae?
Girlfriend: OM NOM NOM NOM

cucumber sundae by johnny216 November 26, 2009

cucumberjoe

Cucumberjoe is a mix of pickel rick en joe swanson

Oi cunt I orderd the cucumberjoe shirt from coolshirtz

cucumberjoe by Ketachees July 22, 2020

Cucumber water 

A refreshing drink made by immerging cucumber slices in a large water container.
Mostly availble in nail salons.

*Jimmy filling a cup*
Mrs Nguyen : "Cucumber water for customers only !"

Cucumber water by OpenJowel August 26, 2021