Crotchety 

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.

My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!

Crotchety by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013

Crotcher 

red head; ginger; fire crotch

Wow, that girl with freckles is such a crotcher

Crotcher by tiqle May 29, 2010

crotchety rocket 

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

crotchety rocket by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

Crotchet 

1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.

2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.

1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."

2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"

Crotchet by X-T-C October 2, 2017

Crotchdusting 

When a man sits on a woman's vagina and farts.

Ann wasn't fond of Rick's attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn't stop her from trying to queef on his cock.

Crotchdusting by Cracker Mcgee October 11, 2009

Crotcherazzi 

Paparazzi who get awkward crotch shots, whether intended or not.

If you wear that super short dress, the crotcherazzi will be following you in hordes.

Crotcherazzi by SallyBillabonging February 28, 2013

crotches

the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.

Tawfi2’s crotches are the best said Saja.

crotches by Tawfiq loves saja August 1, 2018