Chirpage 

pronounced {chirp-ah-ge} (age as in mass(age))
the observation of blatant chirpsing
or watching two people obviously chirpse

(1)
Abe:"Jonas keeps asking Chloe out on a date"
Caroline:"Chirpage!"

(2)
Frank and Melissa were in the toilet for 10 minutes with the door locked. Frank comes out with a wet face. Chirpage!

Chirpage by fltk October 25, 2014

Mark Chirnside 

A piano player and celebrity in the music scene of New Zealand through the bands "Secondi" and "Echolypse". Recently a youtube hit with his song "Miller Rose".

More commonly referred to by his followers as "Chirny", "Marky Mark", or "THE MAN".

Mark Chirnside sends his followers into an obedient trance using his power over coffee and pianos to induce their adoration. Using his knowledge of arpeggios, THE MAN will captivate even further and attempt to mate, his most frequent attempts appear to be directed towards men of the "Bosmanius Clan" who are his most devoted followers.

CHIRNY: "Thyne eyes looketh like arpeggios..."
FOLLOWER: "Oh Mark Chirnside, oh. oh Oh. OOH. HOOOO."

-extract from previous attempts to woo the bosmanius clan.

Mark Chirnside by bosmaniuslittleus December 11, 2011

Banana Chips 

Wait, are yo seriously eating banana chips and drinking fuck in ketchup? Get the fuck out of here! What you need to do is to get yo lazy ass up and get some hot cheetos, and by like six of these fuckers, and drink the fuck out of it. Mmmm, this shit good, the shit tastes gooder than a bitch!

Are you fuck in eating banana chips? Bitch the fuck!

Banana Chips by Wait, the fuck? September 26, 2017

A Plate of Metal Chips

The act of striking one's mouth in a violent manner whilst wearing knuckle dusters.

Mike: "Did you see what happened to him!"

Bob: "No what?"

Mike: "He got served A Plate of Metal Chips straight in the fuckin' mushky."

A Plate of Metal Chips by The Galavanters May 30, 2009

Fish'N'Chips 

A scummy fish and chips shop around Collingwood who buy supermarket brand chips and sell carp as their fish. they have a fish tank full of depressed goldfish. They will rip you off and their potato cakes cost $3 dollars for one of them. Their fish is also sometimes mutated and can make you very sick.
HOW TO AVOID THEM
Don't go to Collingwood and get fish and chips. These places will always have a a cartoon fish in front of there shop and also have a neon sign in front of their shop.

Guy 1: Brah I'm starving lets get some Fish'N'Chips.
Guy 2: Nah their disgusting and expensive wait till we get to pizza hut.

Fish'N'Chips by Toby.H May 7, 2017

Ketchup Chips 

A flavor of chips that is not sold in America

<candian> Do you has Ketchup Chips???
<american> no... ):
<canadian> Aww... sad face

Ketchup Chips by Xtreme2252 May 26, 2009

chirped out 

While driving a car. To burn rubber, peel out but only for a short period of time to make a short chirpping sound.

I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then chirped out

chirped out by meshhat February 7, 2009