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hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.
"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"
hump-catting by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008

chaotic chaotic 

Chaotic chaotic is a lot like chaotic neutral where they will reject commands and rules but instead of doing things for the good or bad of others they’ll do things in spite of people and to cause complete chaos they also take control of many situations just to “de-rail” them and watch it all burn. People who are described as “chaotic chaotic” seem to have an unnatural infatuation with fire and sharp objects they are usually not the people you want to give a lighter to. But chaotic chaotic people are not “evil” but also aren’t “good” or “neutral” they tend to not stay out of a situation and if angered tend to be excessively violent. Be careful they will sometimes be described as a loose cannon or wild card. Don’t mess with them because they have short tempers and can turn a crowd against you in a second. It’s a good idea to get on ones good side because they will defend their friends relentlessly even risking their own lives.
Hey that guy over there is chaotic chaotic keep him away from fire!
chaotic chaotic by Itikio August 15, 2019

Sexbook Chatting 

The act of contacting a slampiece via facebook chat to try and get them to provide you with either domepiece or slampiece in the near future. This act usually occurs while the bro doing the sexbook chatting thumbs through the slampiece's pictures most likely ogling her friends at the same time and making implications of having deep feelings for said slampiece in order to expedite the process and hopefully receive domepiece the next time they meet.
"Griff was totally sexbook chatting that slampiece last night, he's probably going to receive at least some domepiece the next time they meet up"

Multi-catting 

The act of petting or playing with more than one cat at a time.
I'm multi-catting with Fluffy and Tigger.
Multi-catting by Jordieno February 6, 2020

Chastity Slut 

A person who will do any sexual deed with anyone, except for penetrative sex.
Last night, Karen gave Joe, Nathan, and Scott blowjobs before letting Amy eat out her pussy. What a chastity slut!

Chastigasm 

The chastity orgasm. Usually involves bringing a horny drunk girl back to your apartment, but rather than perform the conjugal act, you bore her into leaving by discussing sports, philosophy, or Scotch. This makes a girl "go", as opposed to "come".
Yeah, last night Hunter totally brought this sorostitute back to his place and gave her a chastigasm. She wanted his bod, but he gave her a lecture on Carl Jung instead.
Chastigasm by Don D-Bag Bagowski September 10, 2010