Calling in well . . . 

Call work and tell them that you are calling in well . . . tell them that you have been sick every day that you have been there and today you feel good and you don't want to waste it on going to work . . .

Hey, it's me . . . I am "Calling in well . . ." , I have been sick every day that I have worked there but I feel good today and I can't find a reason to mess it up by coming to work . . see you tomorrow . . .

Calling in well . . . by sunkeyeno.3 August 14, 2011

Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

Simon Cowelling by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

calling someone a penny 

Calling someone a penny is an insult. First you say, "you're like a penny", the person will then ask why. You then proceed to say that they are invaluable, flat, two-faced and is always in someone's pants. This insult is normally done to one of a female gender.

This is a script of a random dude calling someone a penny

Bitch: You don't know me! You cant even describe me in one word.

Random dude: Your like a penny.

Bitch: WTF????

Random dude: Invaluable, flat, two-faced and always in someone's pants.

calling someone a penny by Google eyeball June 23, 2020

psycho calling 

Calling and then redialing a number three times or more in a row because your call is not being answered; usually done in anger or out of frustration.

Why were you just psycho calling me? I just got out of the shower.

psycho calling by Judd September 1, 2008

Camellia

A cool person! An all rounder, good at everything, the real question is what she's not good at. Definitely pure, does not have Chlamydia and is not a slut. Can be a bitch if you piss her off. Has heaps of friends and everyone loves her, you can't help it aye.

You know that chick camellia?

yeah, she's pretty fucking cool aye.

Camellia by Ilovebeau September 14, 2012

combelling 

to be stricken with joy or glee.

cher: do you see how boys are responding? my heart is totally bursting!

dionne: i know, i'm combelling!

combelling by carleazyagain November 27, 2006

calling in black 

"Calling in Black" was a Freudian slip by a white male medical office worker, summarizing a phone call from

La'Shondra, who was calling in from Compton with a litany of symptoms (nausea, diarrhea. dizziness...) none of which has any visible signs. He hung up the phone, and announced to the mostly black staff, "LaShondra just called in Black" "Sick, Sick" He said immediately. "She called in Sick" Too late to un-ring the bell, he was spared a trip to HR, because the staff loved the phrase, and co-opted it into the office lexicon, and spread to other offices.

"Jamisa is calling in black on Monday, and making it a 3-day weekend."

calling in black by La'Shondra June 13, 2018