Brined 

The act of wiping one's dirty, sweaty, wet ass crack on someone or some object.

Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.

Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.

Brined by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Brinkering 

Opposite of tinkering, Falling apart

The dishwasher is brinkering again

Brinkering by MAF1266 September 1, 2010

bricked it 

To mess up something drastically.

I bricked it in that exam

bricked it by EP November 17, 2003

Blinked 

The correct definition of the past tense of 'blink' NOT blunk...

Person 1: Dude, I just blunk!
Person 2: No man, you blinked

Blinked by hollee November 27, 2006

Bricked Up 

To have an erection. Alternative spellings include bricked, 🧱 up, and 🧱'd.

PAWG at 3 o'clock got me bricked up

Bricked Up by 44Nifty March 16, 2022

Bricked

When one's electronic equipment ceases to function almost entirely due to faulty hardware, glichey update, or a poorly executed attempt at modding.
See also "brick"

1: Frank's computer was bricked when the power lines outside were struck by lightening.
2: On December 31 of 2008 all the 30gb Zunes were bricked because of an internal clock glitch.
3: My cell phone was bricked when I fell in that puddle.

4: To brick
Jim's trying to overclock his CPU. I keep telling him he's going to brick the whole the.

Bricked by Magnoodle December 31, 2008

bricked

High on benzos or xanax

I’m bricked af

bricked by Slutdropc0c0nut January 1, 2020