Boonedini 

the act of disappearing from a social event or establishment without telling any member of your party why or where you are going due to being inebriated and in desperate need of greasy food. The person performing the Boonedini often walks home from the previous destination and makes at least one stop at a fast food restaurant/chip truck/greasy spoon to consume said food.

We were having so much fun last night on the party bus but after the last stop, I think Ryan pulled a Boonedini.

Hey man, have you seen Brandon lately? Oh crap, I bet he pulled a Boonedini.

Boonedini by Saucy Chef April 24, 2011

Pi Is All Booked 

When teachers and students who want to borrow books on the number π from public or school libraries are told that they had all been lent out, probably because the borrowers needed them for their project or presentation on Pi Day.

When the prime minister asked his secretary to help borrow some math titles on pi for his wife, he’s told that “pi is all booked”—all titles are due after March 14.

Pi Is All Booked by Fasters May 29, 2022

booked out 

Overwhelmed and exhausted by social media to the point of no participation. This includes providing no updates, comments, likes or tweets.

Person 1: Hey, what did you think about Rick's Facebook update? It was classic!

Person 2: I didn't see it.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: I haven't been on Facebook or Twitter in weeks, I'm totally booked out.

booked out by Riconator September 7, 2010

booked 

Sentenced to a jail term.

Chris: "Watch out, man. I killed a man one time. I'll fuck you up."
Ken: "Hahaha. No you didn't, bitch."
Chris: "No I didn't. But my friend did."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of a deadly weapon...that means a GAT!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of marijuana...that means WEED!!! That's drugs, man."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But one time in middle school he got in a fight, and he won. That means he KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But I'll bust a cap in yo ass, fool!"
Ken: "No you won't."
Chris: "No, I probably won't."
Ken: "Hey guess what? You're white."
Chris: "WHAT!?!? NO!!!" (runs away crying)

booked by Nick D May 28, 2004

Bonked 

Having a sexual relation with a teacher you had freshman year.

I heard a kid got bonked last night!

Bonked by IGotBonked August 16, 2017

boinked

To fuck so exuberantly hard, as to exceed the definition for fuck

I boinked your mother.

boinked by bubbabrown123 July 16, 2008

boinked in the bonkers 

Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage.

Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ.

boinked in the bonkers by Birn June 11, 2006