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During vaginal intercourse, most usually from the rear, when the penis slips out of the vagina and upon attempted reinsertion, instead pokes the cheek of the buttocks.
Everything was going fine 'till I boinked her. That shit hurts.
Boink by Don't Ask, Please August 24, 2008
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to have sexual intercourse
not considered offensive enough to be censored from network TV
The OED dates boink as a verb back to 1984, citing Stephen King's "Thinner," where it appears to be used as onomatopoeia, similar to bonk: "He half-expected them to begin bopping and boinking each other."
This precedes usage in the 1985 episode of "Moonlighting" titled "The Next Murder You Hear."
David: It makes you crazy to think that anybody out there is boinking when you can’t.
Maddie: I can't hear you.
boink by Crassius October 6, 2020
Used by the geeky guy in the film Road Trip. To have sex with someone.
Man, i boinked her good!
boink by tim mitchell July 8, 2003
To inhale or "hit" an unlit blunt, to check the pull and taste of it. This can also be done with a cigarette, pipe, or bong, but serves no purpose.
Dude, boink this cig its a peppermint patty.
boink by jdick8 June 19, 2010
a synonym for boner, stiffy or woody,etc.
Girl: nice boink!
Guy: (Blushes and looks down his pants.
boink by citylifeloving May 31, 2012
boink, a word used to fill any action you use in a sentence
i was boinking last night. i boinked her hard. did you get boinked on the head. your such a boinker.
boink by does it matter April 23, 2003