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blow some carbon off the valves 

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.
Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .

Blow your tits off 

Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.
Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?

blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)
Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!

Blow jack stand off 

Where some people are robbing a place and get surrounded by the police and to pass the time they blow jack all the hostages.
It was a blow jack stand off.

Blow The Doors Off 

V. -the act or action of absolutely decimating an object, person, place, or thing.
"Were about to blow the doors off this party"

"Hey, wanna come over tonight"
"Yeah, i'm gonna blow your doors off"

"I shouldn't have eaten all those tacos last night dude, I just blew the doors off that toilet"

"We literally Blew the doors off the condo"

"Bro did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Dude, I blew her fucking doors off"
"Suh"
"Dude Suh"

Blow Your Doors off 

When in a Race. someone puts 4 or more car lengths on you.
The Car was so fast it blew your doors off as he was standing still! Blow Your Doors off