blinking

A British epithet. Usually pronounced blinkin'.

JP: "I was trying to make you smile the other night and you wouldn't smile! I wanted to slap your face!

Me: (thinking) You just try to slap my face and see what happens! I will knock your blinking block off!

blinking by Hallie Corson October 5, 2004

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Bindering

The act of being struck by a fake prostetic leg.

After steeling his peg leg, we continued bindering the fuck out of Ronald.

Bindering by SPivo February 18, 2009

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Loud Blinking

A normal person blinking and high people can hear it, so they freak the hell out.

Person: *'loudly' blinks*
High Person 1: OMG I HEARD SOMEONE BLINK

High Person 1: WHO WAS IT
High Person 2: HOLY SHIT

High Person 2: *mind fucking blown*
High Person 3: wHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS WHERE PEOPLE BLINK LOUDLY?!

High Person 2: I DONT FUCKING KNOW
High Person 4: I HEARD BLINKING 8:05 PM
Person: *confused Loud Blinking* 8:05 PM
Everyone Else: *CONTINUES TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT-*

Loud Blinking by tHATONEPERSONTHATLIKEPIE February 14, 2015