airport vultures 

Passengers waiting to board a plane who stalk around near and clog up the boarding gate before a flight, regardless of where their seat is or when boarding actually is.

The flight attendant became so irritated with the airport vultures that the flight was abruptly cancelled.

airport vultures by kayakbeat September 19, 2010

airport macarena 

The moves a person makes while waiting in an airport security checkpoint as they are checking all of their pockets for metal items.

If you don't do the airport macarena, the metal detectors will beep and you will be asked to check your pockets again.

airport macarena by Allen Papertape January 12, 2010

Airport Effect 

An effect where suddenly everyone in the airport is extremely attractive and you start planning your future with them knowing you’ll never see them again.

Everyone here is sooo hot!
You must be experiencing the Airport Effect

Airport Effect by lemourfan37372 May 5, 2022

Airport Toe Wrestler 

Another gay euphemism. Likely defined by gay men who frequent bathrooms in airports looking for gay sex, typically by running their hands on the stalls or tapping their toes to get another gay mans attention

Larry Craig, the Senator from Minnesota, has always been staunchly opposed to gay rights, however, it turns out that hes just another closet case airport toe wrestler.

Airport Toe Wrestler by O'Barack June 23, 2009

Airport rape 

To get raped constantly for your cash just because you're in or around an airport, whether it be the £15 pound burger, the taxi/bus fare that's twice as much just because you're ripe for the picking, or the "Duty Free" at the airport which costs twice as much as the same goods that can be bought on the plane

I just bought some tobacco at the airport for £60, yet it's only £30 now I've got on to the plane, I've just been airport raped!

Airport rape by Hugr October 21, 2010

airport security

Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.

That joke's totally not racist; you can give anyone the airport security!

airport security by Dostoyevski February 14, 2012

airport marathon 

The so called "marathon" that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. Obstacles may include crowds, escalators, trams and security check points.

Passenger 1: Dude, calm down, whats the deal?
Passenger 2: Sorry man. My connecting flight into Atlanta was late, so I had to run an airport marathon to get here on time.

airport marathon by (*(*&%&9 August 2, 2006