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chi-yorker by DoomDog February 19, 2009
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New Yorker is an arrogant, primitive, money/pleasure-obsessed individual; irritable, angry and nasty type A personality who doesn't give a damn about others and only cares for his/her own well-fare. Some are just curse-spitting lowlifes, some are coldhearted bastards who think they belong to "high society" and are "on top of the world" (they're really only on top of their mamma). Many "New Yorkers" had 100s or dozens of sexual partners and long forgotten that love, intimacy, care, etc. STDs are rampant. New Yorkers think it's normal to go to a bar and find a one-night stand or to dump their partner on some petty issue and easily find a replacement (the dumped New Yorkers don't care too much though, because they are as committment-phobic as their lovers) Most New Yorkers fear or dislike nature and anything that is natural, for that matter, and try to hide behind fake values and things like "style and fashion" to conceal their spiritual and emotional emptiness. They prefer to see nature tamed and confined to something like Park Avenue poodle (who spends his days pampered at DOG DAYCARE). Many New Yorkers are extreme weirdos that outdo most L.A. nutcases by far and far. Some of the worst scum of world are New Yorkers: from lawyers to street thugs--though not all New Yorkers are scum, of course. And yes, I did live in NYC for quite a while, as well as in all large US cities.
From the News: "New Yorker got spit on and beaten by another subway passenger after apologizing for stepping on his foot"
new yorker by Dangelion November 18, 2006
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new yorker
A person who cannot drive worth shit because they only drive two weeks out of the year when they vacation on the Cape. They usually can be spotted driving slower than your grandmother and being passed by little kids on bicycles.
new yorker by jimbolaya August 14, 2010
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new yorker porker by u know hu DD March 13, 2005
New Yorker's Disease
In a conversation, the tendency to casually drop the name of a famous person that you know only obliquely.
Typical example of "New Yorker's Disease: "I ran into Harrison Ford today!" Reason not said - they were filming a movie on street in front of his/her place of work.
New Yorker's Disease by greenlite350 August 12, 2012
Dirty New Yorker
A large creature with super human strength. Has skin that can deflect arrows and bullets alike. First discovered in drawings on caves in perhistoric times. It towers over any middleschooler and can crush a human skull and rip apart any poor soul that comes in its path. Also known as the puffdaddy.
I was with my unit in the war when I sensed a Dirty New Yorker behind us. Everyone was dead before we knew what hit us.
I was with my unit in the war when I sensed a Dirty New Yorker behind us. Everyone was dead before we knew what hit us.
Dirty New Yorker by Wizzardandrew March 14, 2013
new yorker
Somebody who overrates his own importance. Insists he lives in the best city in the world, despite the fact that he sucks cocks.
new yorker by Dan November 20, 2003