harrison wells 

A very smart person who masks themselves as a cripple but is actually faster than the flash. Also has a tendency to kill mothers.

"I killed your mother"

"Wow whadda Harrison Wells"

harrison wells by Meme/Paul February 17, 2018

Wellsie 

Derived from the activities of loudmouthed, cockney, sexist, racist, tactless, west ham loving alcoholic.

Often seen masquerading himself as a sales exec and with delusions of management skills.

Someone prone to extended periods of absence from place of employment followed by highly creative excuses. Usually after payday or westham games.

To pull a Wellsie.
Wait until pay day. Ideally close to a West Ham game.
Get totally blotto and maybe get into a fight.
Dont phone in sick the first day. Instead use this time to think of an ellaborate excuse to use on your glorious return to work.

Wellsie by John Hipkiss July 12, 2006

Wallace Wells 

A drink consisting of vodka, club soda, Scott Pilgrim’s piss and topped off with fire.

“Uh Yeah, 2 Wallace Wells on the rocks for me and The Rock.”

Wallace Wells by MyStupidFriendsMadeMeDoThis August 14, 2019

The Ben Wells 

The act of ejaculating in another's nostril, then snot rocketing it out into a bowl, to be later ingested by the family dog. The name originates from it's founder, as it is widely believed he was the first to ever take part in this act.

Person A: Hey, Alex, are you up for doing 'The Ben Wells'?
Person B: Wow, no way man, I have a nostril infection
Person A: Ahhhh daannnggggggg I don't know anyone else with a dog, when do you reckon It'll be okay?

The Ben Wells by The White Beast July 19, 2012

H. G. Wells 

(1866-1946) British writer best known for his science fiction novels, such as "The Time Machine", "The Invisible Man", and "The War of the Worlds". The latter book inspired two movie renditions (1953, 2005), and Orson Welles' famed 1938 radio broadcast, which panicked many listeners, who thought they were listening to news reports of an actual Martian invasion of New Jersey. Wells, who studied with the great British biologist T.H. Huxley, was also an accomplished popularizer of science.

In "The War of the Worlds", H.G. Wells foresaw many of the horrors and technologies of the First World War, such as poison gas, flamethrowers, and armored vehicles.

H. G. Wells by Slipperyback August 30, 2005

Wells Fargo

A bank where there is a fee for everything.

Wells Fargo has a fee for "free" checking.

Wells Fargo by MoleDeMesa October 2, 2003

wells fargo

A blood-sucking corporate leech who says that it is all about the customer, but then proceeds to force their employees into making bogus sales goals and to mislead their customer just to make a buck.

Why wait for someday, open a Wells Fargo checking account today, and be ready to be screwed over by people like Heather and Greg.

wells fargo by salt n' peppa March 25, 2008