Turd Welding 

When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!

See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.

Girls into turd welding get it in easier. Fuck Yeah!

Turd Welding by Death Dragon February 18, 2011

duvet welding 

To weld ones duvet together with sperm (To rub one off whilst in bed)

Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.

duvet welding by ManMitre April 28, 2010

midnight welding

When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.

Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.

midnight welding by eti March 12, 2014

pipe welding 

Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together

I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.

pipe welding by Perpetual_Stiffy December 10, 2015

paper welding 

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.

Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page

paper welding by G3169 May 29, 2017

Mug welding 

To pulls ones butt cheek apart from the other in order to tighten the poo lasso achieving a fart sounding of a welder and avoiding old man baritone bum.

Hey man glen had chilli last night and he’s doing some bad ass mug welding today.

Mug welding by Grumpyolturd May 3, 2019

butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.

I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!

butt-welding by QuacksO February 6, 2021