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Oakville Washington 

A ghetto ass town in the middle of nowhere where every white person in the town is a hick and the closest store is 10 miles away. There's only 3 things to do in Oakville ; Smoke pot, Hang with your ghetto ass friends, or be a fatass and play video games all day. And also the place where everyone hates on Rochester (the next closest town).
God, why do I have to live in ghetto old Oakville?

My dealer lives in Oakville.

Oakville is so run down and ghetto.

Oakville Washington? Where the fuck is that?

Washing Machwank 

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity
Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up

Dunzo Washington 

When something is beyond done or dunzo.
"Pass that pipe."
"Sorry man, this shit is looking Dunzo Washington."
Dunzo Washington by DanTomisms April 24, 2009

I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.
"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

Vancouver Washington 

A waste of space. One of the most horrible places to live. A place where there are several sex offenders and drug addicts, but living in Vancouver is obviously a punishment in and of itself. Nosy Neighbors, a bunch of worthless pieces of white trash, crackers, meth addicts, alcoholics. This place can drive a normal person nuts and into suicide into a blink of an eye. Tacoma, Washington joins this list. Just rain, growing apples, and fishing are forms of entertainment.

Shit schools Hough elementary, white trash areas to point out, Fruit Valley, Orchards, Camas, Hazel Dell. You could piss and shit on Vancouver and you would not notice it. One of the highest unemployment rates across the country, no job potential. An economy that will never recover in Vancouver, its like a slowing tooth decay.
Where can I find a place to be bored that would put me in a state of being suicidal?

Example Oh thats easy go to Vancouver Washington.

washington high school

a high school full of suicidal kids,drug dealer wannabes,and retarded rich kids, paedophiliac teachers, and poor staff. also there is a idiotic vice principal that needs to go to jail for sexual misconduct.
guy 1: hey man whats up heard u you moved to washington high school sucks man how is it.
guy 2 : its horrible already was offered xanax on the second hour of me being here