fetty wapped 

when strange and/or unknown circumstances make you go blind from one eye or disable you from opening it for a short period of time

So yesterday ai was jacking off and the jizz shot went right into my eye,dude i was fucking fetty wapped

fetty wapped by SoleNigger29 June 4, 2016

time warped

when your so drunk you are going in and out of blacking out, and keep coming to in different places. Also when a walk feels like it should have taken a long time but since you were drunk it only felt like a few minutes.

Dude where are we? Idk man, I time warped into Dennys.

time warped by MRTVMA December 1, 2014

Warped Tour 

A concert composed of various other concerts, where people can wear whatever they want, say whatever they want & basically do whatever they want.
Smoke.Drink.Eat.Party.Be Merry.Its All Good.

Sammy: Hey bro what's up?
Joey: My summer has sucked so badly, I barely did anything and my parents are always working so I couldn't go anywhere

Sammy: Well at least you have one thing to look forward to
Joey: HELL YES! WARPED TOUR BABY!!
Both: *high fives* =]

Warped Tour by the1whogotaway August 26, 2009

warped 

After you have smoked a lot of marajuana, u feel in the zone, (the place where you want to be)and altered

(another meaning for stoned,baked,blazed)

"man, i'm fuckin' warped from that 3 grams we just smoked!"

warped by shitter X October 4, 2008

warped 

Cool or funny in a weird way.

Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!

warped by dan August 30, 2003

warped tour 

it was simply amazing this year, as i was introduced to many kickass bands that i had seen on purevolume.com go to that site if you want to see the best bands out there that arent sellouts yet

top 10 bands: Straylight Run (10), The Early November, Green Day, Autopilot Off, Matchbook Romance, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Underoath, Streetlight Manifesto, Taking Back Sunday (1)

warped tour by mychemromance008 January 5, 2005

warped 

1. something that is so insanely cool
2. unbelieveable

Girl: Man, I JUST got tickets to go see George Lopez!
Boy: You know what sh** is warped
Girl: Werd

warped by Flaca January 16, 2006