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The Walten files

The Walten files also known as TWF, is a analog horror series of "found footage" videos made by Martin Walls. It uses a 2D animated art style, similar to the Weirdcore aesthetic. If you want to watch the files, you better be prepared for some disturbing images! There are a lot of hidden secrets in the Walten files including the following: distorted backwards audio/audios, link/links, hidden text, bright and dark images containing other mysterious secrets to the plot and ect.
Me: "Hey have you seen the Walten files?"
Friend: "No-?"
Me: "You should check it out, It's similar to five nights at Freddy's ! :"
Friend: "Alright it looks cool, I'll update you tomorrow if i get to it !"
Me: *happy squealing*
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walter white virus 

When your computer just randomly fucks itself after searching up anything related to Walter White from hit television show Breaking Bad.
"Last time I searched up Walter White, my computer monitor broke."
"You must have got the walter white virus."

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

walt disney shit 

An explosion of poo most common when not shitting for a day or after thanksgiving dinner
Damn I'm about to take a Walt Disney shit after dinner
walt disney shit by Sir Yapps January 17, 2017

Sugar Walls 

Sugar Walls are slang for a woman's vagina, usually one that has a sweet taste.
"I wanna stick my mushroom tip balls deep in some sweet sugar walls" - HodgeTwins
Sugar Walls by Clark swagger October 31, 2012

Walter Mercado

Someone who can sense the possibilities of others, but who may be unable to see the dangers in his own life because he is a dreamer. Walters are charismatic, kind and sensitive people, who should be cherished whenever you find them. Many are artists or spiritual people, wonderful to be around, and some are even quite fabulous.
John is a Walter Mercado, be nice to him because he won't always be around.
Walter Mercado by Swami Patrick September 24, 2020

bouncing off walls 

Get very excited about something
He was bouncing off walls when I said I had tickets for his favorite show.