Twot Swatter

(noun) The female version of a cock blocker (meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). Twot Swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. Coined by Dane Cook in his most recent performance, "Isolated Incident."
Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"

(Jenny is flirting with a guy) April walks up and says: Hey Jenny, how's your AIDS?
(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!

Twot Swatter by concavernous May 20, 2009

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twot clog

another name for tampon, also can be used to describe someone who is acting like a tampon.

example 1: uht-oh, seems i need to change my twot clog.
example 2: stop being a twot clog and let me have one of your fries.

twot clog by Kellee April 3, 2007

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Related Words

twot • twotimes • twotter • Twote • twotch • twoteru • Twot Swatter • twot waffle • twotard • TWOTD

Twot Twiddeler

Some stuck up / self-absorbed Paris Hilton cunt, that spends more time rubbing her pussy in the mirror then she does gaining mental substanance...

Paris Hilton would rather answer her cell phone call from her DIKE GIRL FRIEND, then finish sucking her coked up boyfriend on video tape...
"WHAT A TWOT TWIDDELER"!!

Twot Twiddeler by Stiff PTR January 21, 2004

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Twot-swotter

A women who stops other women from having sex

A girl cockblocker

Girl 1 : I really like you. Do you wanna come back to my place?
Guy: sure
Girl 2 : you really shouldnt do that you know you have a boyfriend.
Girl 1 : dammit

Guy 1 : do you know Meagan

Guy 2 : yeah she has like no girlfriends

Guy 1. : I heard it's because she is a total Twot-swotter

Twot-swotter by Pop-tart98 July 9, 2011