turban sprawl

What you get when muslims start to move into your area and begin to demand special rights or allowances for their beliefs. Turban Sprawl causes There goes the neighborhood! amongst the other neighbors.

Wow, look at all this turban sprawl. They are installing foot-baths in the dormitory now for all the Muslim students that are enrolling.

by kirby3141 March 4, 2008

turban drunk

Refers to being ridiculously drunk. Word associated with the fact that one would do anything. For example a white person putting on a turban. Normally associated with non-muslims.

Did you fuck Wanda last night? I might have, I don't remember, I was turban drunk.

by Don Ficles January 4, 2009

Turban Dictionary

A putative Web site boasting a collection of slang terms pertaining to the unseemly aspects of Arab culture, history and mores.

"That damn camel jockey who runs the Circle-K tried to Jew me out of twenny cents," Lenny complained morosely, oblivious to his own hilarious conflation of ethnic insults.

"Hwat's that?" Cletus asked absently, performing phallometry on the brothers' pit bull with a rusty tape measure.

"What, camel jockey?" asked Lenny. "it out yer Turban Dictionary. And I tole you not to talk like a fuckin' hwetard!"

by kemibe February 23, 2013

turban wedgie

This boysterous move consists of a wedgie so rigorous that the provider is able to wrap the receiver's underslacks around their head into a well-formed turban.

That dorky kid in glasses is such a dweeb that only the turban wedgie will do.

by jwheare February 25, 2009

turban sausage

Giant deformed cock

I saw a guy that had a turban sausage.

by Jew sausage 101 September 23, 2013

turban swag

Turban swag is when your turban matches with the colour of your top.

OMG that dude over there has a purple turban and a sick purple shirt. He's got turban swag.

by turbanswag January 5, 2015

turban juice

Maxed infinity pure (25 defence) that plays on runescape. Probably one the most influential pures of all time with his material being all over the web. His funny name has caused many people to put 'turban' in their RSN also.

Q: Yo man! I wanna make a pure on runescape but I don't know who I should be like or what to call myself.
A: Why don't you try be like 'Turban Juice'.

by Duncan_Mersey May 15, 2008