Toilet 

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.

Toilet by john stromboli January 10, 2021

Toilet 

pissnpoop in it

Im poopin on the Toilet!

Toilet by dahdhfhzdhs October 20, 2021

toilet 

Device that you use to catch your brown shitty or yellow cum. When you're done you wipe that ass using some toilet paper. The public ones smell fucking disgusting so don't use them. You can also masturbate on these things which is nice. In Japan the toilets are a whole fucking water show.

imma take a shit on the toilet

toilet by coemspro🤑 June 13, 2023

toilet 

a place such as Miami, Florida or Newark, New Jersey.
Or...East St. Louis, Illinois

Miami is the biggest fuckin' toilet in the country

toilet by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

toilet 

People like to drink toilet water. A huh huh huh huh.

I smoked a toilet with Barack Obama today.

toilet by Barry Trotter December 14, 2008

toilet 

the thing u poo in.. can't live w/ out them.. where else would u poo?

toilet by Anonymous January 5, 2003

toilet 

person who is full of shit

Don't lie to me, i saw you at that party, you toilet!

toilet by s.v.o.t. May 6, 2006