Toddlers and Tiaras

A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.

Yesturday Toddlers and Tiaras yesturday, Eden got second place and cried. She's still cute.

Toddlers and Tiaras by Team Eden August 23, 2011

Toddler 

the act of making someone look like a toddler. Most commonly associated with FIFA when one player dribbles another player's defence, or scores a very nice or fancy goal

Damn, my skills made your defence look like a bunch of toddlers

Toddler by Elia Kazad August 28, 2010

Toddlerspeak 

1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.

2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.

Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”

Toddlerspeak by JD Ellis February 25, 2008

Toddlerman

Typically 19 years and up, doesn't drive, work, or go to school with no intentions of ever doing so.

usually a mega toker... tends to have angry controlling girlfriends that are more like a mother than a girlfriend (mom-friend)

guy: you still with that one guy
girl: nah, i dumped that toddlerman two weeks ago
guy: about time..

Toddlerman by Lukamonsta/i.v26 January 18, 2010

toddlized 

When a toddler has pushed their parent(s) to the point of delusional exhaustion. They no longer know what reality or sleep is. They are extremely cut off from adult interaction.

"Sorry officer. I didn't realize I was asleep at the wheel for that long. I swear that Im not drunk or high, I have been toddlized."

toddlized by Toddlized September 19, 2015

Toddler-Tag 

The act of your toddler running at you and ramming their head into your junk at high speed.

My kid Toddler-Tagged me yesterday. Dropped me like a bad habit.

Toddler-Tag by Proud Poppa August 3, 2020

Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant 

When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods

"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"

"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"

Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016